Rhyme like never before

Doktor Souse Poetry

Prologue

This is a compilation of works, from the one and only, prairie king, Lord of the grain, healer of all that wakes with a headache, master of disaster, maker of the slur, giver of gab, the rhymer of rhyme, the un in unlucky, who put the flat into flattery and brought the jib into jibberish, the soul from the hole, DOKTOR SOUSE !

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Feature Rhyme

Bastien & Lindsay

  • Your special day has finally come
  • So many memories to be made, so much fun
  • I’m so happy for you both on your wedding day
  • I feel blessed to share it with you in every way
  • I can remember Loic asking if his kid brother could come and join in
  • Ever since then gymnastics is where you’ve been
  • Gymnastics does run in your family with your parents of course
  • Together the Cremer’s are a dominating force
  • Bastien, you have come a long way from jumping off school’s to impress girls and breaking your leg
  • You now have a wife and a husband tag
  • I enjoy coaching with you, you always have a calm disposition which I like
  • It makes coaching with you easy as riding a bike
  • Now Lindsay, your bride, your wife and now partner in life
  • I’m also excited now to see that you are his wife
  • I know how happy Bastien is that you are together
  • The way he talks about you is always forever
  • You don’t have to love cats or mushrooms or figitty things as much as he does
  • Just love eachother, just because
  • Now he may be a little sad still that he doesn’t get his Starbucks for free
  • But being with you there is no place he would rather be
  • I know that musical theater is a big part of you
  • I hope that together you will attend as many shows as possible, old ones and new
  • Today marks the beginning of you two as husband and wife
  • I wish nothing but the best for the both of you in this journey called life!

09/10/26

Doktor Souse